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The Hamster and the Frog
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A mangy looking guy walks into a very classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says: "I'm sorry, but I don't think you can pay for your meal." The guy admits, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me my supper?" The waitress, both curious and compassionate, says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque." "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the ground and it runs across the room, directly to a piano. The hamster then proceeds to climb up the piano, and starts playing Gershwin songs. The waitress says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy sits back and enjoys a fine steak supper with all the trimmings. Shortly thereafter, he asks the waitress, "Can I have a piece of that fine blueberry pie I see on the dessert cart over there?" "Only if you got another miracle up your sleeve", says the waitress. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the table, and the frog starts to sing up a storm! A stranger from a nearby table runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the restaurant with dollar signs in his eyes and a big smile on his face. The waitress says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions!" "No", says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."
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Answer 1

LOL!

I think this must have been the same guy that sold all those cats with his antique saucer.

The modus operandi was a dead giveaway. 

Comments

Lol - it might be the same guy.

Answer 2

I heard another joke about a frog:

An old fisherman is sitting by the bank of a river, when a frog hops up and says, "I'm an enchanted princess. If you kiss me, the spell will be broken, and I will turn back into a beautiful young princess and you can marry me."

The old fisherman takes the frog, puts her in his pocket and starts walking home.

"Wait a minute!" screams the frog. "Didn't you understand?!  I'm an enchanted princess, and you're supposed to kiss me, so I can be a beautiful young princess again and you can marry me!"

"Yes, I understood," says the old fisherman, "but at this stage of my life, I'd rather have a talking frog."

Comments

Lol - oh yes, I remember this one.

That reminds me of a certain story of a Miss Pretty, asking for advice about how to marry a rich man:

http://www.gamespot.com/forums/offtopic-discussion-314159273/pretty-girl-seeking-a-rich-husband-got-a-shocking--31102245/

Well, well ... lol.

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Crystal Harris seems to have solved the problem. 

That reminds me of another joke:

A very wealthy man of 60 appears at a country club party accompanied by a stunningly beautiful model in her mid-20s.

When they have a moment of privacy, some of the other men at the club ask him, "Where did you meet that gorgeous date you're here with?"

"Oh, she's not just my date, she's my wife."

"What?!  How did you get her to marry you?  Did you lie about your age and say you were just 40?"

"Well," the man said, a bit sheepishly, "I did lie about my age. I told her I was 80."

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Lol