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All Dolled Up

A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash. “My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.” Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked. “Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

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Link: http://www.rd.com/jokes/married-life/

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LOL There is a similar joke about a husband who puts a golf ball in a secret drawer every time he is unfaithful.  His wife opens the drawer one day and finds one golf ball and $100. The wife is somewhat put out about the one ball, but forgives him, and then asks about the $100. The husband explains that he sells the balls at his golf club for a dollar each.

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Lol - that reminds me of other similar jokes. Oh, and there are some rather weird jokes about "failures" from both sides. :D

I'll have to find the one about the birthday surprise - lol. :D


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I hope it isn't TOO salacious!   :O:blush::O

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Welllllll ---- if we forget about the man in a rather uncomfortable situation - lol. :D:angel::O:D

Just an example:

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:O:blush::O !!!!!!

I'm feeling FAINT from shock!

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Lol - do you remember the joke about the "Preacher's Race Horse"? :)

I think that it is rather rude - but it reminds of certain comments, news and propaganda titles, not to forget the differences between British and American vocabularies ...

And I shared the other "tragedy" about a divorce.

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Preacher's Horse Racing

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
Again, this was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

Link: http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hanimals45.html

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Marianne, I think we need to send you to a convent to straighten you out!

I'm SHOCKED beyond words! :O :O :O :blush:

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You will laugh, I was once in a girls' school at a convent ...

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I think you may need a refresher course.  :angel: :D

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Lol - you will laugh, one of my former teachers there is still active as a correspondent for an open church, and we are also corresponding; I organised two meetings with her, one of her colleagues and some of our classmates, and you can't imagine how happy she was to see us.

I know, I have still a lot to learn, but a "refresher course" regarding certain taboos and censorships might only worsen things - lol.

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