CHRISMAS CAROLS AS INTERPRETED BY KIDS!
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Holiday/Christmas Carols; here are some of the humorous lines she received:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
De three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire
He's makin a list, chicken and rice
Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
Link:
http://www.kidactivities.net/post/Christmas-Jokes-for-Kids.aspx