Lol - I try to avoid at least the silliest ones - thank you, Rooster.
You might also like this one (as far as you like to travel in deserts):
Meeting for Lunch
A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”