@ Marianne:
LOL, that reminds me of a joke where a wife sends her husband out to buy a bra for her, but neglects to tell him what size. (I think I may have told you this joke before?)
The saleslady says, "Well, let's start with the fundamentals: are your wife's breasts as large as melons?"
"No, smaller."
"Cantaloupes?"
"No, smaller."
"Grapefruit?"
"No, smaller."
"Oranges?"
"No, smaller."
"Lemons?"
"No, smaller."
"Eggs?"
"Yes, that's it! Um... fried eggs, that is."