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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?" A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom wearing black?"

A bright 8-year-old child was being tested by the Speech Teacher and was given analogies and asked to describe the following differences: Speech Teacher: "What's the difference between an oak tree and a Christmas tree?" Child: "One has leaves and the other has needles." Teacher: "Very good! What's the difference between a saucer and a plate?" Child: "One files and the other doesn't."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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Wait a minute!

I thought white was supposed to represent the bride's virginity.

Same question about the groom though.  :ermm:

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Lol - I am afraid that both of us are too old-fashioned - regarding virginity and innocence.

And you are perfectly right - the same "old-fashioned", but formerly purposefully "omitted" question should apply to the groom.

:O:ermm::angel::D:D

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Cute. LOL

When my daughter was five, I took her to the dentist on the wrong day  and she said, aw mommy, so I brushed my teeth for nothing?

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@Carbonproduct

Lol - your real life event is even cuter! :):D


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Aw, thanks. ;)

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You're very welcome, Carbonproduct. :):D

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Very good Marianne! I always know I can come here first thing in the morning and get a smile and a chuckle! That was pretty good! :D :D :D

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Lol - thank you, Rooster - it is a pleasure to see you start your morning with smiling and chuckling.

:D:D:D

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