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How Many Chickens?

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Oct 26, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Gathering chickens

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate.

Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."

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Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/farm008.html

3 Answers

Rooster Oct 26, 2017

Good boy!  :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Oct 26, 2017

Lol, Rooster - he did very well.

:angel::D:D:D

Virginia Oct 26, 2017

A laugh early in the morning, ty Marianne!

Marianne Virginia Oct 27, 2017

Lol, Virginia, you are very welcome. :)<3


TheOtherTink Oct 26, 2017

Just then, there is a knock at the door. It's the Sheriff.

"I have a complaint about a chicken thief..."

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 27, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, that could be, sadly, a very logical issue, and it reminds of another, hopefully fictive "tragedy":

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/old90/chuck.html

:O


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 27, 2017

Yes, Marianne, but that other farmer thought they were stealing chickens of a different sort.  :D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 28, 2017

Lol - indeed ... :D:D:D

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