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Caffeine Operated?

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Oct 29, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Caffeine Operated

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer.

The liquid poured into the processing unit, and resulted in some dramatic crackling and popping sounds.

After sopping up the mess, we gathered around the terminal as the computer was turned back on.

"Please let it work," pleaded the guilt-ridden waiter.

A waitress replied, "Should be faster than ever. That was a double espresso." 


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3 Answers

TheOtherTink Oct 29, 2017

I tried it on my laptop.  It didn't work.  :'(

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 30, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, and your laptop didn't protest? :O:'(:angel::D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

Yes, it did.  It stopped working.  :'(

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

Ouch, that was the worst issue. I hope that you could repair it.

:'(

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

Just kiddingI didn't really pour coffee on it.  :D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Nov 1, 2017

Lol - I really had an accident with an old mobile phone. It could, finally, be saved.

:D:D:D


Virginia Oct 29, 2017

Have not tried it myself, but my old one-horse laptop...maybe the dbl expresso would help it load the big heavy sites, do you think????  :P

Marianne Virginia Oct 30, 2017

Lol, Virginia, that might be too much ... :O:'(:angel::P


Rooster Oct 30, 2017

Think I'll pass on trying that! This unit is less than 6 months old! I love it!  :D  :D :D

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Marianne Rooster Oct 30, 2017

Lol, Rooster, you are right - no need to try a hazardous experiment ...

:O:P:angel::D


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