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The creation plan?

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Nov 9, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,933 points)

In the Garden of Eden, Adam asks, “God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?”

God responds, ”So you would love her.”

Then Adam asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”

God replies, “So she would love you.”

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Virginia Nov 10, 2017

O'Tink, this is a wonderful bedtime laugh...poor neighbors again, it's midnight and I am rolling in the aisles here again...

TheOtherTink Virginia Nov 10, 2017

I hope your neighbors haven't put out contracts on Marianne and me.  :O :ermm: :) :D

Rooster Nov 10, 2017

Ha! Love it! :D :D :D

Marianne Nov 10, 2017

Lol - T(h)ink, a good one!

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TheOtherTink Marianne Nov 10, 2017

@ Marianne,

Thank God for fig leaves.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 10, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink :D:D:D - but wait a minute, the leaves above do not look like real fig leaves; these are the fig leaves:

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Ficus carica

TheOtherTink Marianne Nov 10, 2017

@ Marianne,

You are right.  God, in His wisdom, made fig leaves the right shape for their ultimate purpose.  :ermm: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 11, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, you are hitting the nail on its head. :angel::D:D

TheOtherTink Marianne Nov 11, 2017

:D :D :D :O :blush:

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Marianne Marianne Nov 12, 2017

:O:blush::angel::ermm::D:D:D - cough, cough - ;):D

TheOtherTink Marianne Nov 12, 2017

Um... is the faun having a hernia exam, Marianne?  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Nov 13, 2017

Well, T(h)ink, that might be a possibility - but it depends on the kind of hernia:

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:O:angel::):D

But I'd rather say that he was drunk - and the artist too:

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By the way, it seems to be Bouchardon's copy at the Louvre.


TheOtherTink Marianne Nov 13, 2017

Yes, you are right; the original at the Glyptothek is indoors. (for privacy, I guess)  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Marianne Marianne Nov 14, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink - and you are not shocked - or did you forget the fig leaf ?

:O:O:angel::blush::angel::D:D:D


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