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Foul Driver Or Bad Shepherd ?

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Jan 8 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (17,283 points)

Reckless Driver

A White Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt.

He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."


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2 Answers

Rooster Jan 8

Damn Yankees! LOL. :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Jan 9

Lol, Rooster, are you also "favouring" the White Sox ?

:D:D:D

TheOtherTink Jan 8

The priest must have been a Padres fan.

Hey, wait a minuteI'm surprised CAIR hasn't demanded a baseball team called the Imams.

Lol, T(h)ink - oh, I see, I suppose that you are referring to the CAIR:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_on_American%E2%80%93Islamic_Relations

and the San Diego Padres?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego_Padres

:D:D


Yes, T(h)ink, there have been and still are quite a few problems with Muslim players, teams and countries in various sports, like, for instance, in European association football, i.e. soccer - well, you might have seen this "very respectful" info:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_association_football



Lol, Marianne, yes, exactly.  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 6 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink - :D:D:D.


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