A Fast, Shiny Present ?

Question

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...


(eventual consequences)

Link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/and-then-the-fight-started/80502688/

Answer 1

   Another bonking! LOL.

Comments

Lol, Rooster, yes, it is a good reason for a bonking.

Unfortunately, your image does not show, and I am sure that it is a good one. I'd love to see it - lol.

Answer 2

Most scales go up to 250 lbs.  The 150 lb scale might not be enough. 

Comments

Lol, T(h)ink - indeed 150 lb would not be enough - and with the widespread and still spreading fast and industrial food markets, things can get worse.

P.S.:

http://www.eatthis.com/unhealthiest-foods-on-the-planet/

 

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I'm glad beer and wine weren't on the list! 

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Lol, T(h)ink, with wine and beer, like with many other things, it is still a question of the adequate dosis.

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True, Marianne. 

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Lol, T(h)ink - but that doesn't look like an adequate dosis.

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You mean you should be so drunk that you can't write an 'X' at all? 

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Not exactly, T(h)ink, I was rather suggesting moderation - remember the liver:

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"Langue blanche, yeux jaunes, nez rouge. C'est le foie! "

I hope your school nuns weren't as severe, Marianne! 

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Lol; some were, indeed. But some others were very open-minded and actively engaged in missions and in defending human, especially children's and women's rights.

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Good for them, Marianne!   I mean the open-minded ones, of course. 

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Oh yes, T(h)ink - lol.

After all, every group of people (or fairies) has its "biodiversity" and nobody is perfect.