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A Fast, Shiny Present ?

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5 days ago in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (17,283 points)
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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(eventual consequences)

Link: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/and-then-the-fight-started/80502688/

2 Answers

Rooster 5 days ago

:D :D :D Another bonking! LOL.

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Marianne Rooster 5 days ago

Lol, Rooster, yes, it is a good reason for a bonking. :D:D:D

Unfortunately, your image does not show, and I am sure that it is a good one. I'd love to see it - lol.


TheOtherTink 5 days ago

Most scales go up to 250 lbs.  The 150 lb scale might not be enough.  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 5 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink - indeed 150 lb would not be enough - and with the widespread and still spreading fast and industrial food markets, things can get worse.

:ermm::angel::D

P.S.:

http://www.eatthis.com/unhealthiest-foods-on-the-planet/

 

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 4 days ago

I'm glad beer and wine weren't on the list:D

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Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink, with wine and beer, like with many other things, it is still a question of the adequate dosis.

:D:D:D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 2 days ago

True, Marianne.  :)

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Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink - but that doesn't look like an adequate dosis.

:O:ermm::angel::D

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 2 days ago

You mean you should be so drunk that you can't write an 'X' at all?  :O :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Not exactly, T(h)ink, I was rather suggesting moderation - remember the liver:


:O:angel::D



TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 2 days ago

"Langue blanche, yeux jaunes, nez rouge. C'est le foie! "

I hope your school nuns weren't as severe, Marianne:O :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Lol; some were, indeed. But some others were very open-minded and actively engaged in missions and in defending human, especially children's and women's rights.

:)


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 1 day ago

Good for them, Marianne!   I mean the open-minded ones, of course.  :)

Marianne TheOtherTink 1 day ago

Oh yes, T(h)ink - lol.

After all, every group of people (or fairies) has its "biodiversity" and nobody is perfect.

:):)


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