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Extreme Slimming Method

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4 days ago in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (17,283 points)
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV.

A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week.

So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it.
Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign about her neck that reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds.

After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week.
The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions.
The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.

Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program.
Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of this plan. Still he signs up.
The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging e****tion, and a sign around his neck that says, "If I catch you, you're mine!"

The man was supposed to lose 25 pounds in the week; he lost 34.

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2 Answers

Rooster 4 days ago

:D :D :D Now that's a diet plan! LOL

Marianne Rooster 2 days ago

Lol, Rooster, yes - for healthy athletes. :D:D:D


TheOtherTink 4 days ago

Well, now he ought to go back to the 15-lb plan; he should easily be able to catch the woman at his current weight.  :D :D :D

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Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink, such training programmes might have caused some health issues, or there might be a lack of volunteering women for fitter clients ... :D:D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 2 days ago

On the other hand, fitter clients might be more attractive.  :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Indeed; he might have become an attractive "game" for women wishing to lose, for their first programme, 10 pounds - lol.

:angel::D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 1 day ago

:angel: :angel: :angel: :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 1 day ago

:D:blush::angel::D

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