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Question

Three women were sitting in a coffee shop, talking about their sex lives.

The first said, "My husband is like a champion golfer.  He has spent the last 10 years perfecting his stroke."

The second one said, "Mine is like a champion racing driver.  Every time we get into bed, he performs several hundred exciting laps."

The third one, looking annoyed, said, "Mine is like an Olympic gold-medalist in the 400 meters."

"How so?" the others ask.

"He has his time down to under 45 seconds." 

Answer 1

TINK!!!!!    

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Answer 2

Lol, T(h)ink - the last mentioned model ought to be repaired or exchanged ...

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Yes, Marianne, there are models that don't discharge after only 45 seconds. 

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Lol, T(h)ink, so you'd rather replace the older model?

Too bad, the video is not available; I'll try on YouTube - well, still not available.

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Probably just as well... it was a song about a "Battery Operated Boyfriend,"  too shocking for European sensibilities, so it likely was censored. 

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Lol - in this case, you might like this story about a certain store:

http://funny2.com/husbandstore.htm 

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LOL, I got a 404 error with your link, Marianne.

Was this the joke?

A store has just opened in New York City that offered free husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to choose from. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims. “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the Sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 71,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a Wife Store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited....

Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/relationships/276172-joke-husband-store-wives-women-love.html#ixzz54BLZKcxF

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Lol, T(h)ink, this is the joke - could it be that it was also censored on your side?

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Maybe, Marianne, but it was nevertheless easy to find. 

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Lol!