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What's Business ?

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Jan 23 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.

Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Okay then!

Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.

Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!

Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.

Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!

This is BUSINESS.

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/33

3 Answers

Rooster Jan 23

Yep! That's business all right! :D :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Jan 25

Lol, Rooster, that is business indeed. :D:D:D:D

TheOtherTink Jan 23

That reminds me of a common childhood ploy.

To father: "Mommy says I can go."  "Ok then."

To mother: "Daddy says I can go."  "Ok then."

(Not that I would ever have done such a thing.)  :angel: :angel: :angel:

Oh, oh, T(h)ink - what do I hear?

:O:angel::D:D:D

:angel: :blush: :angel:

:O:angel::ermm::D:D:D

Virginia Jan 23

Marianne, you find the VERY BEST jokes! There is often a kernel of truth...our ability to laugh at ourselves, so beneficial...I especially loved the cartoon...

Marianne Virginia Jan 26

Lol, Virginia - thank you. :angel::)<3 :D:D:D

Yes, quite a few jokes and legends reveal facts about some of the most common human weaknesses, and that is also how propaganda works!

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Virginia Virginia Jan 26

Marianne, I just collected that 'wrongs' cartoon onto my own computer...it's a classic!

1:45 AM in Geneva...another late night for you?

Marianne Virginia Jan 26

Lol, yes, Virginia - though I have already had about 4 hours sleep.

Instead of taking sleeping pills, I spend a moment on-line or reading, and then, go to sleep again.

:):angel::)



Virginia Virginia Jan 26

I do thus also, Marianne! The dark quiet, wee hours are lovely...

Marianne Virginia Jan 26

Lol, these quiet hours can be quite nice.

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