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Jan 29 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer.

"Well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"

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3 Answers

Rooster Jan 29

Ha! Think you got us with this one before! LOL. :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Jan 30

Lol, Rooster, I am afraid that I lost the oversight ...

I'll have to check.

:D:D:D

TheOtherTink Jan 30

It happened twice?  :O

Officer Fenwick seems to be altogether too trusting.  :D :D :D

Lol, T(h)ink, that looks much like it - or I entered, by accident, the same joke twice.

But checking takes a lot of time ...

:dizzy::angel::D:D:D



But the joke is still funny!   :D :D :D

Lol, thank you, T(h)ink - :D:D:D.

Virginia Jan 30

Busted!!!  :'(  :blush:  :angel:

...but "Honey" is a quick thinker...

Marianne Virginia Jan 31

Lol, Virginia, well, it seems that I lost the oversight over the jokes shared.

Yes, "honey" is/was absolutely insolent and audacious.

But, a rude awakening is ahead ...

:D:D:D


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