If a zombie were coming at you right now!...what have you got within arms reach to defend yourself?

Question

If a zombie were coming at you right now!...what's the best thing within arms reach to defend yourself?

Do you think you can survive?

Answer 1

Salt in the zombie's mouth.

Stops them every time.

Answer 2

Thanks for the tip!   ;*)

Answer 3

Anytime. ;-)
I learned it from Carl Kolchak. (see 47:00)

Answer 4

I remember him.

Answer 5

A sword, a pair of scissors, an 8 inch pocket knife, and a .45 caliber pistol.

I think I'll be fine.

Answer 6

lolz  Well Prepared and there's me with my daft Lava Lamp

Answer 7

 

I reckon that if I clobbered a Zombie with this Lava lamp , they're going down.

Answer 8

No zombie is going to get near enough to do me any damage. My dog will defend me. She usually sits nearby when I'm on the computer and I've never yet seen a zombie that could get past her.

If she wasn't there, of course, I'd staple their feet to the floor with my stapler (like Lisbeth Salander did to the bad guy in The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.

Answer 9

I have an an old computer below my writingtable which I can use. It´s big and pretty heavy.

Answer 10

Only my dog....she don't like zombies....

Answer 11

Or Cats!!!   lolz   meow!

Answer 12

Or tazzys......you better watch out, you better watch out, santas coming to stay....

Answer 13

hahaha   Izzy would Adore me  XD

Answer 14

Santa is a Perv , he's constantly emptying his Sack   hahaha   oh I think I need a time out

I'm getting Naughtier by the post  *Naughty giggles*

Answer 15

She would ....you still drinking..hehe

Answer 16

hahaha     No , I'm a Sober as a Judge , just in a really Nutty mood right now

Answer 17

Within arms reach? A labtop, and I think it'd depend on the zombie, who fast/smart they were or weren't...

Answer 18

Hmmm.....nothing at hand really other than my ability to kick it in the chest to create space.

Answer 19

Zombies are slow , except on 28 days later , they scared the crap out of me   lolz

Answer 20

I'd show them zombies the business end of my baseball bat.

Answer 21

hahaha  I like that ....the Business end  ........funny

Answer 22

I would reach for any sharp or heavy object.  But I prefer to run as fast as I can.