Lol - lol - that's rather Polichinelle's or Pulcinella's secret (or, in good English, an open secret):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulcinella#Miscellanea
Don't worry, it is quite normal.
And these old German verses are some of the funniest, but the author was not the biblical Salomon ...
And:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_Songs
Another one, basing on Charles de Saint-Évremond's rhymes about a windy mishap:
My heart, outraged with discontent,
bloated with its sighing content,
when facing your ferocious mood,
let go one sigh, which felt compressed,
but as the mouth was too distressed,
another duct had to be found,
which can spread the bubbly sound.
Source:
Mon coeur, outré de déplaisirs, My heart, outraged with discontent,
était si gros de ses soupirs, was so inflated by its sighs
voyant votre humeur si farouche, that, when seeing your fierce mood,
que l’un d’eux se voyant réduit one of them, feeling cramped,
à n’oser sortir par la bouche, not daring to rush through the mouth,
sortit par un autre conduit. had to use another tube.
