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Visiting a Friend

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Nov 30, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
Coming to Visit

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.
Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives.

Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. "I have a wife and three kids and I'd love to have you visit us."

"Great. Where do you live?" "Here's the address. And there's plenty of parking behind the apartment.

Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter!

When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door.
Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I'll let you in."

"Good. But tell me...what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my right, then my left elbow?"

Pete Answered, "Surely, you're not coming empty-handed."



2 Answers

Rooster Nov 30, 2017

:D :D :D  He he! Better bring a twelve pack at least! LOL

Marianne Rooster Nov 30, 2017

Lol, Rooster, that might be a good idea.



TheOtherTink Nov 30, 2017

Wait a minuteCan't Larry put the wine bottles in his overcoat pockets?  Or is it summer?  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Dec 1, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, I am afraid that overcoat pockets might not be so safe for wine bottles in winter; imagine an iced, slippery path (and there are kids, which involves some cookies or other sweets) ...


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