Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Half way down my leg."
Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/kidjokes.html
Good early morning laugh!
Lol, Rooster, good morning to you, and you're welcome. Here, it is 10 to 5 a.m.
In Germany, the pupil might not have progressed beyond A-A-A...
(translation: A-A-A (pronounced ah-ah-ah) means a child has to go potty) I think the etymology comes from the grunts one may have to make in the process of going potty.
Lol, T(h)ink - indeed, but it looks as if two a's (aa) were enough:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aa_(Kindersprache)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Aa_machen
Now, does that mean that you remember a kind of early childhood accident?
Yes, Marianne, two a's are enough, but three are an emergency.
Moi? Early childhood accident?
Lol, T(h)ink - of course, of course ...
Hall passes? ...and an unique experience of the alphabet...
Lol, Virginia, that might be a unique experience ...
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