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Bill and Marla decided that the only way to have a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out onto the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy went out, and began his commentary as his parents put their plan in motion. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot, "he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad sat bolt upright in their bed. "How in the heck do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

4 Answers


Marianne will be proud, PROUD...that you have stepped up in her absence to carry on her tradition so ably, O'Tink! :D  ;)  <3

TheOtherTink Virginia

Thank you, Virginia.  Marianne is a superb mentor.  :blush: :ermm: :) ;) :D <3

But I have to go hide again.  Rooster will say I'm naughty.  :blush: :blush: :blush:


Rooster Virginia
@ Tink : Naw! I loved it! :D :D :D
TheOtherTink Virginia

:D :D :D

Marianne Virginia

Even better: happy! <3:D:D

Virginia Virginia

Oh Marianne you have no idea how lovely it is to see your columbine appearing now!

Marianne Virginia

Lol - T(h)ink, thank you - a big hug to you!


Marianne Virginia

Thank you, Virginia, a big hug to you! 





Good one Tink! Seems we all have great senses of humor! Two good laughs just this morning! That's the way I like it! :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster

Thank you, Rooster.  :)


Lol - superb, T(h)ink! 


TheOtherTink Marianne

Thank you, Marianne.  :) <3 :)

Marianne Marianne