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A man, his wife and a very good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the stranger. Then the three build a watchtower, to keep an eye out for passing ships. The stranger offers to take first watch.

While the husband and wife continue to gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells, "Hey! No sex on the beach! Get back to work! "

The husband yells back, "We're not having sex! "

Later, the stranger yells out to them again, "Hey! No sex on the beach! "  Again, the husband yells back and corrects him. This happens several times during the stranger's shift.

Finally, the husband's takes his shift in the watch tower. His wife and the good-looking stranger soon start making passionate love on the beach. The husband on watch exclaims, "Wow, amazing!  It really does look like you're having sex from up here! "

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OTink the person I would like to meet is the one who first came up with all these jokes you and Marianne find...:silly:

TheOtherTink Virginia

I've often wondered that too, Virginia, but then it occurred to me that many of these risqué jokes may have been composed by professional gag writers for stand-up comics.

Virginia Virginia


Oh my! You're really on a roll Tink! LOL :D :D :D:D

TheOtherTink Rooster

:D :D :D