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Two Italian immigrant men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but then her attention is riveted when she hears one of the men say the following to the other:

"Emma, she's-a come-a first. Den I come. Den two asses come-a together. Den I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come-a together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," hissed the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, cool-a down, lady," said the man. "Who's-a talk abouta sex? I'm a justa tella my friend how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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I remember those Mississippi drills ina grade school! Thatsa da way youse says it. :D :D :D :D

Gee, I learned






O'Tink somehow my answer to this got lost...(sniff) and it was brilliant...don't recall it however so just want you to know ima thinkin of u

Yes, I saw your answer, Virginia, before it disappeared.  Unfortunately, I don't remember what it was either, but I do remember it was brilliant.  :)