Ok, Virginia, you've inspired me to write another verse for that song. You are a BAD influence on me, spoiling my innocence like that!
So we began some rhythmic moves
That by and by soon brought
The carnal pleasures of the kind
The Kama Sutra taught.
She sighed, she moaned, she panted fast,
She gasped, "Sweet sir, 'tis true:
The feelings you provide, that so tickle my inside,
Are much better than the foggy, foggy dew."