There's so much to see, where to begin
You might wanna stay the night at the Premier Inn
So get your sister, your aunty, your cousin and your gran
And take them on a day trip, up to Cwmbran
If you had an operation and you need rest and calm
You can spend the day hanging out at Green Meadow Farm
They've got llamas, sheep, chicken, pigs and a cow
And if you don't know how to milk them then the staff will show you how
This was a story about a special place
Where if you take your car, you'll always find a space
And that was the story of how it began
And how you can be the Fresh Prince of Cwmbran
Oh Cwmbran, they've got [?] there
I saw Colin Jackson in Cwmbran stadium once
My mate went to a car boot sale in Cwnbran last weekend and bought a full bondage outfit for fourteen quid, wicked
I've got a mate up in Cwnbran called Verve, didn't leave the house for three years, and he only wears chinos