If you were Ancient Hippy, what would your New Year's resolution be?

Question

Hippy, and his alter ego Fred Jenkins, would probably appreciate some suggestions from his on-line friends.

Answer 1

I think ancient hippies new years resolution should be, cut back on the pizza because his butts getting fat.

Answer 2

He's hoping to make it more attractive to ladies with larger hands.

Answer 3

Oh no Echooos, you saw me trying on yoga pants, didn't you!!!

Answer 4

Hehe :)

Answer 5

Yes I did... an oh boy did I get an eyeful. :)

Answer 6

I KNEW I shouldn't have worn the white ones!!!

Answer 7

Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't forgotten your underwear. :)

Answer 8

I was wearing my banana hammock.

Answer 9

Well I didn't see no banana hammock, I was mesmerized by the size of your hiney. Kim Kardashian has nothing on you my friend.

Answer 10

That's what you get for going to Wal Mart , Hippy !

Answer 11

I heard Walmart only sells extra small banana hammocks. Hehe :)

Answer 12

No Echooos, I bought the yoga pants at Walmart. I bought the banana hammock at the Big and Tall Shop.

Answer 13

Hehe! I've heard about the big and tall shop, I've also heard about they specialize in men with little feet and little hands. :)

Answer 14

I wear a size 14 double wide shoe. I don't need no stinkin' snow shoes.

Answer 15

Ah, Hippy, 14 double wide? I think Echooos was making the point about the disparity between shoe sizes and athletic supports. :(

Answer 16

I just can't wait to see THESE answers.

Answer 17

I thought you needed some help.

Answer 18

I do need some ideas.

Answer 19

im not sure

Answer 20

C'mon, Skunky, you can think of something.

Answer 21

i will take some time to think, my answer has to be cleaver lol.

Answer 22

Oh come on skunky, doesn't have to be clever, he needs to stop eating so much pizza because he's getting a fat derriere. :)

Answer 23

That I would not be so ancient....

Answer 24

We who are truly ancient, Platinum, prefer to use words like venerable. *Sigh...* I'm having a hard time getting that idea across.

Answer 25

Past your sell by date and not your use by date...

Answer 26

Definitely beyond my "Best Before...." date. If I was into tattoos I'd probably get one tht said, "EXPIRED" or even "MFC". (That's "Measure For Coffin.")

Answer 27

For me, it's get those fires lit...

Answer 28

Get out and party more!

Answer 29

Beautiful. Got a good laugh. Which one is hippy? The one with the knees?

Answer 30

It'll be something shocking, you can count on it, but he'll think it's wonderful.

Answer 31

I think he's half a bubble off plumb.

Answer 32

Only half?

Answer 33

I'm not plumb, I'm mostly horizontal these days.

Answer 34

WHAT????? Just what are you doing??

Answer 35

The horizontal mamba.

Answer 36

Uh oh! Get ready!

Answer 37

To finally give in to Charlize Theron and marry her, and to eat more pizza.

Answer 38

I'd say you know Hippy pretty well. :D

Answer 39

I've been waiting months to have an excuse to use this picture for him. Great question, Didge. Made me giggle

Answer 40

Oh my, I just wet my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 41

Are you sure you WET them, Hippy?

Answer 42

That's my story Didge and I'm sticking to it.

Answer 43

Yay!!! You found her!! Sorry about the pants, Hippy!! Let me know about the wedding. I'd like to be the resident dragonfly/flower girl. You really should stop playing hard to get.

Answer 44

Yeah, I know. She's been begging me for years now. I guess it's time for me to give in and let her have her way with me.