Should I trust my wife?

Question

I have a large lump on my back. It's about 4 inches across and an inch or so high. My doctor says it's a lipoma but Mrs Didge diagnosed it as QMS (that's QuasiModo Syndrome). I'm not sure which of them is correct but a man should be able to trust his woman. What do you think?

Answer 1

Your wife probably draws little faces on it while you sleep. Tell her to take pics and post them on here.

Answer 2

I wouldn't put it past her, Hippy. I can't see back there so she could have done anything.
It's not as though this was the first time she's had a lend of me. A while ago she told all our friends I was suffering from neuronepaenia. Fortunately they didn't know that "paenia" means something is missing and that no neurons is the same as no brains.

She comes from Venus and we all know what they are like.

Answer 3

I send her copies of all your comments about her. I'd be very careful around her, if I were you, mister. :)

Answer 4

Harrumph! It's great to have friends. >:-/

Answer 5

Us girls have to stick together against you stinkers!

Answer 6

:)

Answer 7

NEVER trust a woman with a Magic Marker. You never know what you'll wake up too.

Answer 8

I could end up looking like that pic of your ex you keep posting, Hippy. :(

Answer 9

I post that just for you Didge. It's a great reminder for you.

Answer 10

If you are a bell-ringer, then you should go with your wife's opinion.

Answer 11

I guess I'm stuck with her opinion but not sure what you mean about a bell ringer. Do you mean a tintinabulist or a campanologist?

Answer 12

A campanologist, like Quasimodo, but in a restricted sense. He only rang them, he did not (as far as I know) make them.

Answer 13

In this case you should listen to the person who is actually a professional at this. They actually know what they're talking about.

Answer 14

B-but dwf, she sounds so certain. :(

Answer 15

Depends on how sweet you've been to her lately. Sometimes, we find revenge to be sweet. Heheheh

Answer 16

She has a lon-n-n-n-ng memory, Rav.

Answer 17

Mrs Didge told me you had the hump the other night ....

Answer 18

I'm gonna tell her you said that. :)

Answer 19

hahaha  She sounds like She's a lot of Fun Didge

Love a Woman with a Great Sense of Humour.

Answer 20

She certainly keeps me on my toes. :/

Answer 21

Hmmm.....well, it's that or a monkey.  It all depends on which you feel is less repugnant.

Answer 22

I might have to think about that. :-/

Answer 23

No....  Never trust a person who has something to gain from your untimely death.