What is the Strangest thing you have asked CORTANA ?

Question

I just asked if She would be my Girlfriend , think She directed me to to a Dating Site   lolz 

Answer 1

Well I will try her out more and start asking more strange questions. Well the strangest now would be: Am I a banana:D The question you suggested to me.

Answer 2

lolz

Answer 3

now you're talkin'

Answer 4

I think I activated Cortana when I upgraded to Windows 10, but I haven't asked it anything yet.

Answer 5

lolz  She's fun but also She'll direct you to any info you need

Answer 6

I asked her if these jeans make my butt look big and she directed me to my closest Walmart for new ones.

Answer 7

I asked if she slept well but she "doesn't feel the need for 40 winks". I thought she sounded a bit patronising. Let's hope we never give her the vote or she'll take over the world.

Answer 8

She was so shocked, she made me swear never to tell what my question was.

Answer 9

lolz

Answer 10

Cortana only speaks to Master Chief at my house.

Answer 11

lolz

Answer 12

Ask her where babies come from.

Answer 13

@ GUN  hahaha     She said  "I could provide a lengthy explaination but I'm not sure if this is the time or the place"

is it just me or is She getting Sassy

Answer 14

Sassy B

Answer 15

Maybe she's one of those internet trolls!  LOL

Answer 16

You'd know better than anyone.

Answer 17

Keep your thoughts to a minimum
I know how Creative you Trolls are
seems like a waste of your time , if I'm just going to mute you  :)

Answer 18

On it Gun  :)

Answer 19

My ford cortina was a great car...

Answer 20

Ok Soppy    lolz   you on the Day Nurse again :P

Answer 21

A real nurse and I'm going blind...lol

Answer 22

hahaha   you are Outrageous JD

Answer 23

I never tried.

She freaks me out

Answer 24

I kept saying her name  Hege and the Cheeky Cyber Cow said  

"Yes that's my Name , don't wear it out"     hahaha   that tickled me

Answer 25

Haha, maybe she is more fun than she looks

Answer 26

Sometime's She's almost Human :P

Answer 27

She reminds me of those aliens in the movie "Avatar" :-)

Answer 28

Yeah She does
I've never watched that movie

Answer 29

You should!
Even if you don't like sci-fi. This one is special :-)

Answer 30

Nothing, yet.  What kind of questions is one allowed to ask Cortana...and which are off-limits?  Those of you who know me well enough know what kind of person I am and how I can go to extremes, hence why I asked what is allowed and what is off-limits.