What would you do if someone claimed to be your child?

Question

Answer 1

I'd be like "so...kissing CAN get someone pregnant...wow" lol

Answer 2

Well I would wonder how since I´m a virgin.

Answer 3

Gotta pay that.

Answer 4

I'd insist on a DNA test after I asked her who her mother is.

Answer 5

No big deal. Five people have been doing that for years. Seems natural.

Answer 6

I have four that keep asking me....I tell them to prove it...then my wife clips me around the head...lol..

Answer 7

Hmmm.....off the top of my head?  I'd probably attempt to remain calm and ask them if they had a twin or not.

Answer 8

Haha not going to happen!!!

Answer 9

That should say not going to happen
Can you edit on here?
Duh I found it

Answer 10

I would look closely, to see if it was one of my daughters.
If not, I would demand on a maternity test.

Answer 11

Laugh and say, "nope"

Answer 12

Hello friend, I see you're back on Amirite.....

Answer 13

Gone again. 

Answer 14

Being that I'm a woman, I think I'd remember giving birth to a third child.