Question

What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

Answer 1

Wouldn't you like to know  lolz  what's a Klondike bar ?

Answer 2

I had to search it since I didn't know what it was and it looks really yummy

Answer 3

Whistle Dixie.

Answer 4

Stand over a subway vent with my kilt on, Marilyn Monroe style.

Answer 5

With or without underwear?

Answer 6

You do that and I'll buy you a whole case of Klondike bars. :)

Answer 7

@TheOtherTink-----Without, of course.

Answer 8

I'm doing it right now Echooos, you can deliver the case tomorrow.

Answer 9

Oh my :)

Answer 10

I might have to see some proof of that first before you get any Klondike bars.

Answer 11

OK, I'll send you the video OR you can watch it on the State of the Union address tonight. I sent a copy to the POTUS and he said he'd show it during his address.

Answer 12

@ Ancient:

No underwear?! Omg, I wish I could unimagine that! :-O

Obama lied, as usual. He didn't show your video. Maybe he was too shocked.

Answer 13

I think Michelle confiscated it for her personal porno collection.

Answer 14

I think she would prefer a video of Janet Reno in kilts standing over a subway vent.

Answer 15

Oh crap, I just lost my breakfast when I pictured that in my mind.

Answer 16

Sorry.  :-(

Answer 17

Ahh, don't worry about it. The dog cleaned it up.

Answer 18

They don't call him man's best friend for nothing.

Answer 19

Exactly, Tink.

Answer 20

I would register Republican.   Just kidding!

Answer 21

I hear Bernie Sanders is giving out Klondike bars to everyone who votes for him.

After he gets elected, a Klondike surcharge will be added to the Obamacare premiums.

Answer 22

Never had one

Answer 23

Ooooohh, you don't know what you're missing. Go out and get one, right now. You'll thank me tomorrow.

Answer 24

When I go to the store the next time I will get one.

Answer 25

You better buy a whole box Tiger.

Answer 26

Need to try it first. What if I don't like?

Answer 27

If you like chocolate and you like ice cream, you'll love a Klondike Bar. Money back guarantee.

Answer 28

Do they still have bars there?

I hear prices were stiff, and there used to be dancing girls, cards and all sorts of ways for suckers to loose their hard earned nuggets...

So what would I do for one?

I dunno, I dance terrible, so maybe I could serve or do the dishes.

Answer 29

I think there was a variety of ways they were losing their nuggets.  Sometimes it pays to stand to the rear. ;p

Answer 30

I believe you, you didn't have to get dirt under your fingernails to extract gold from the fields :-)

Answer 31

balls dear......sorry, we should have had a class.  Nuggets is another American slang for yer balls.

Answer 32

well......not YOUR balls, but you get it.

Answer 33

Why am I not surprised? :-)

Answer 34

Clearly, this depends on the individual opening their freezer to me.