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+3 votes

A few I like are:

Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!

Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

What room can no one enter?

  A mushroom
+2 votes

I noted a few for my own practising and joke collection:

Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!

Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!

Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.

Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.

Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock

Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
A: His breath!

+1 vote


It's greater than God,
it's more evil than the Devil,
the poor have it,
the rich lack it,
and if you eat it, you'll die.

What is it?

Answer:  Nothing.