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I'm with the Duke of Plaza Toro on this one. He said, "If we ever, ever, ever get back from Spain we will never, never never go to sea again."

Well, I've not been to Spain but don't see myself going to sea again, or flying over it, to get anywhere.

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Not exactly Spain, but...

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I'm a long time fan of Tom Lehrer. Thanks for posting it.
Here's the song I was alluding to.
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:-)
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Never give up.

Never cheat.

Never talk to strangers in bars.

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Never gossip

Never be mean toward others

Never be rude

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1.  Never lie to your spouse. 

2.  Never lie to your doctor

3.  Never lie to the police.

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