That reminds me of a joke about a talking frog.
An old fisherman encounters a talking frog by the edge of a pond and asks, "Am I hearing things? Are you a talking frog?"
"Yes, but I'm really a beautiful princess. An evil witch put a spell on me and turned me into a frog. If you kiss me, I will turn back into a beautiful princess, and we can get married and live happily ever after."
The old fisherman picks up the frog, puts it into his pocket and starts walking home.
"Wait a minute! " yells the frog. "Didn't you understand me?! I said you should kiss me so as to turn me back into a beautiful princess, and we can get married and live happily ever after! "
"Yeah, I understood you," says the fisherman, "but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."