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monkey, by

Puppy monkey baby

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parrot, by

I'll take the talking parrot.

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parrot, by

The parrot would be better at chanting with me!:devil:

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parrot, by

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monkey, by

A monkey because you can train it and because you can take it some places with you 


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That reminds me of a joke about a talking frog.

An old fisherman encounters a talking frog by the edge of a pond and asks, "Am I hearing things? Are you a talking frog?"

"Yes, but I'm really a beautiful princess. An evil witch put a spell on me and turned me into a frog. If you kiss me, I will turn back into a beautiful princess, and we can get married and live happily ever after."

The old fisherman picks up the frog, puts it into his pocket and starts walking home.

"Wait a minute! " yells the frog. "Didn't you understand me? I said you should kiss me so as to turn me back into a beautiful princess, and we can get married and live happily ever after! "

"Yeah, I understood you," says the fisherman, "but at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."

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:D :D :D

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The fisherman changed his mind later.  :)

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I would have too in that case! LOL

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:D The frog princess should have said at the outset that she was a Playboy bunny.

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