On the average, how many boxes of Kleenex do you use up in a week?

Question

Answer 1

Depends on how many deranged liberal politicians I've been seeing on TV.

I'm allergic to them.

Been a bad season this year.

Answer 2

On the average, one box a week.

Answer 3

One box every two weeks.

Answer 4

None, we don't use them

Answer 5

I never used them before.

Answer 6

Unless I have a cold, a box of tissues will last me two or three weeks.

Answer 7

None.  We use toliet paper.

Answer 8

I hear MC has been using several boxes a day, ever since last Nov 8.