No I don't. I keep my hair cut really short. After having Marine haircuts for so many years, I still keep it cut that way but my wife is after me to let it grow.
No I never used one and donÂ´t think I need one either.
I don't got no hair. I just polish the scalp occasionally.
But what about your beard, Didge?
I keep it pretty short. It rarely needs a comb and never a brush. (I thought of dying it orange and green but Mrs Didge threatened me with divorce.)
Is that grounds for divorce in Oz?Â
It is when you're married to Mrs Didge.
How can that be?Â Isn't Glinda the Good her maiden name?
Actually, her maiden name was Wood and she once told me that the only reason she married me was because, as a child, she spent so much time on the wrong end of alphabetical queues that she'd have taken ANYBODY with an initial in the first half of the alphabet. *Sigh* Marriage hasn't done a hell of a lot for my self-esteem.
LOL!Â She's just teasing you, Didge.