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Code Word Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife handed the card over and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."


Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/miscellaneous-jokes/2#sthash.vTbvhwnD.dpuf

Answer 1

When he regained consciousness, he sent a postcard to Italy, reading: "Send certified copies of spaghetti delivery receipts." 

Comments

Lol - that might be risky or expensive for recipes!

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But maybe only one order of spaghetti was actually delivered. 

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Who knows?

People tend to exaggerate - lol.

But still, she could have said the truth. The "overwhelmed" father has his responsibilities (after all, he is not so innocent) and he has the means to go on site and check ...

But check first this one - sometimes, things get worse:

Expectant Fathers

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, You're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."
"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered.
"I work for the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this one down.
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.
Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure, he said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly gained back his consiousness.
When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Up "I should have never taken that job at 7-Up "I should have never taken that job at 7-Up...

Link: http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Fathers/Expectant_Fathers.shtml

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Lol, but it could have been worse.  Suppose he worked at a 7-11 convenience store? 

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Lol - a perfect timing - I needed a good laugh to wake up, after some "untimely" additional "concerns", little "troubles" and losses of time. I am simply enjoying the idea of the "7-11 convenience store" = !

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May your troubles be few, and your time be long. 

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Lol - I wish the same to you!