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CHRISMAS CAROLS AS INTERPRETED BY KIDS!

A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Holiday/Christmas Carols; here are some of the humorous lines she received:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

De three kings of porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire

He's makin a list, chicken and rice

Noel, Noel, Barney's the king of Israel

With the jelly toast proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

O come, froggy faithful

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Link: http://www.kidactivities.net/post/Christmas-Jokes-for-Kids.aspx

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A teacher asked her very young class to draw a picture of the Nativity. One little kid showed the usual scene with Mary, Joseph, Jesus, the three wise men, a donkey, and a large fat man. When asked why he was there the kid said, "That's Round John Virgin." 

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Lol - :D.

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I'm not even putting any words to songs my brother taught me ! No way ! 

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Lol - :O:blush::D.

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