Vocabulary for Cats
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
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Purrgamon: an ancient city, noted for its feline library.
Purrambulator: a kitten carriage.
Purrdition: what happens when you take in a cat in the first place.
Kilometers purr hour: physical units denoting a moving cat's speed.
Purregrine: a type of catbird.
Purrspicacious: describes a cat watching a mouse.
Purrtinacious: describes a cat wanting to be fed table food.
Purrloined: describes a cat that has stolen a few moments to have s e x.
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