Lol - I try to avoid at least the silliest ones - thank you, Rooster.
You might also like this one (as far as you like to travel in deserts):
Meeting for Lunch
A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
Again! It's always nice to come here in the morning and smile at these bits of wisdom of yours!
Lol - I try to avoid at least the silliest ones - thank you, Rooster.
You might also like this one (as far as you like to travel in deserts):
Meeting for Lunch
A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
My boss told me yesterday, “Ken, you shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”.
But when I turned up at the office today in Ghostbusters clothes, the dog said I was fired.
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Welcome, DavidTravis...
Ditto.
Lol - welcome David Travis, and thank you for the link!