Music Shop
An interested visitor enters a music shop.
- Shop keeper: "Good morning, Sir, can I help you?"
- Visitor: "Oh, I'd like to see your brass instruments. How much do you want for these trumpets?" - Then, he notices that the music shop opens to the neighbouring gun store and asks, amazed: "How on earth can an art trader like you sell also weapons?"
- "What do you expect me to do? One has to live, after all: When, I manage to sell an instrument to a beginner, there is a good chance that his neighbour comes here and buys a gun!"
Link: (translated)
http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie2.html#debut