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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor.
"This one's $5,000 and the other is $10,000." the clerk said.

"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?"

"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote."

"And the other?" said the customer.

"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle.
There's another one in the back room for $30,000."

"Holy moly! What does that one do?"

"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him 'Maestro'."

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Link: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/other-instrument-jokes.html

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:D:D:D Thanks young lady!

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Lol, you're welcome, Rooster.

:D:)

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I like your joke, Marianne!

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Thank you, Virginia.

:)

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It reminds me of this parrot joke:

Hillary Clinton is in a pet store, looking at parrots, but they all cost thousands of dollars.

Finally she sees one marked $20.

"This is a very handsome bird," she says. "Why is he so cheap?"

"Well, Mrs. Clinton," explains the proprietor, "this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, where he picked up all sorts of salacious words and phrases. Whenever someone buys him, he shocks them with his language and they return him. So I'm selling him as is, with no returns accepted."

Just then the bird says to Hillary, "Awk, awk!  Hi, babe! How about stripping off your clothes?"

After some initial shock, Hillary is amused and agrees to buy the bird and takes him home with her.

As soon as they get home and open the door, the bird sees Chelsea and says, "Awk, awk!  Hi, babe! You're a cute-looking hooker! "

Hillary hastily explains the bird's past, and Chelsea is also amused.

Just then, Bill Clinton walks in. "Awk, awk!  Hi, Bill! Good to see you again! "

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Oops - lol - there are many parrot jokes; do you remember the one with the "prostitute" parrots?

:O:angel::D


A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquires curiously.

The woman blushes as she explains that the two female birds repeat the same phrase over and over: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

That's obscene!" the priest exclaims. After a few moments of deliberation, however, he offers a solution. "You know," he says, "I have two male parrots, very devout birds, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your female parrots to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship and speak in a more appropriate manner."

"Thank you," the woman responds, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushers her in, she sees his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female birds cry out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There is a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"


Link: http://www.top10-best.com/p/top_10_best_parrot_jokes.html#3Le5vmCxBUFMiWFK.99

:)

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That's a great one Tink! :D :D :D

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@ Marianne:

Lol, yes, I think I saw it on SH.  :blush: :D

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@ Rooster:

:D :D :D

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@T(h)ink

Lol - yes, that is quite possible. BTW, the idea with the raven leaving a "souvenir" was also worth a good chuckle. :):D:D:D




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:angel: :D

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:angel::D:D


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My parrot enjoys classical music too. ;)

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@Carbonproduct

Lol - cute!

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