Brains ...
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.
- "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." -
- "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. -
- "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." -
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.
Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"
- "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team.
"Women's brains have to be marked down because they are used." -
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(Specification: ... "Women's brains have to be marked down because they are, actually, being used.")
Link:
http://people.bu.edu/wwildman/WeirdWildWeb/jokes_menwomen.htm