The Top Ten Signs You're Eating Genetically Modified Food

Question

The Top 10 Signs You're Eating Genetically Modified Food:

10. Your green beans are attempting a split flanking maneuver on your clearly surprised mashed potatoes.

9. Whenever Gallagher appears on TV, your watermelon leaps up, grabs the remote and shuts off the set.

8. It tastes the same, but now the asparagus leaves your bathroom smelling April fresh.

7. You use the leftover chicken as a nightlight for your kid's room.

6. The label says that your buffalo chicken wings are made from REAL flying bison.

5. An apple a day... cures leukemia.

4. Family of seven, one turkey -- yet everyone gets a drumstick.

3. Your Ginsu knives are suddenly afraid of the tomatoes.

2. Chocchini: Looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding-Dong.

... and the #1 Sign You're Eating Genetically Modified Food:
1. A SWAT team is ordering the Chalupa to drop *you*.

 

http://www.paulkavanagh.com/en/Cooking-Jokes-Food-Jokes-Kitchen-Joke.html

Answer 1

I noticed my hair was turning green.

Comments

@T(h)ink

Lol - did they mess up with the green fairy?

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@ Marianne,

I'd better ease off on the absinthe.  

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Lol, T(h)ink - that might be a very good idea.

Answer 2

Is that why I have six fingers? Always wondered about that! 

Comments

@ Rooster:

You really have to start worrying when your fingers start sprouting leaves.

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@Rooster

Luckily, it is not worse ...

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Ha ha, good ones O'Tink!

Answer 3

LOTS of Frankencorn and Frankensoy growing in Iowa...even without their little signs proudly proclaiming the GM, you could always tell because the plants were large, plump, intensely green - they truly looked bizarre, not normal somehow.

Comments

@Virginia

Lol - that sounds creepy, something like the many Frankenstein versions, the "Rocky Horror Picture Show", or - even better - "The Little Shop of Horrors" or the "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Shop_of_Horrors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes

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Marianne, I have always avoided ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES; but after seeing your link, I think  I will watch it at the next opportunity, it sounds funny!

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@Virginia

Yes, I only heard about this movie, but it is also one to add to the bucket list.

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For Killer Tomatoes!!!

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@Virginia

Lol - did you already watch the movie?

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Marianne, I have not yet watched KILLER TOMATOES...however, I might look on YouTube; sometimes they have really old movies, the whole thing! So I might check there...if I find it, I will let you know...

Edit, Marianne I DID find the movie in YouTube...have watched the first ten minutes, so wanted to give you the link!

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Lol, thank you, Virginia, I will watch it as soon as possible - it looks much like very, very black humour.

I'll be off very soon and will be back tonight.

Have a wonderful day!

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@Virginia

I tried to watch, but the video was unavailable. I'll try again later.

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Marianne, if I had it to do over, I am not even sure I would watch the whole movie...it was funny, and at the same time very campy...     

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Virginia, you are awakening my increased curiosity - lol.

The video is still unavailable, and I looked for a trailer and/or a scene:

(very very strange - and the humour is extremely black and filled with screams - lol)

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Ha ha, you will see, Marianne!

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Lol - yes, Virginia, I am sure. I am already chuckling ...

Answer 4

You have to shave your mustache more than once a day and your female.

Comments

Oh CP, I laughed and laughed!

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@Carbonproduct

I know, Homo sapiens sapiens does not look so good with too much hair.

But some "hairy creatures" are extremely cute: