Misunderstandings at School

Question

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework.

As his mother approached she heard him say:
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three" ..."

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.

The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. She told her about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said that.

Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say:
one and one, the sum-of-which is two!"



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Answer 1

And then little Johnny told Mommy about his geography class:

"We were studying Central Asia, and saw Cara cum in the desert and learned about the Lesbian Sea."

Answer 2

Lol - a good one, T(h)ink!

Oh, for Cara:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cara

As to the second, "no need to talk about it" - embarrassed chuckle:

For your German roots:

http://www.proz.com/kudoz/german_to_english/idioms_maxims_sayings/3070969-da_schweigt_des_s%C3%A4ngers_h%C3%B6flichkeit.html

Further, the Caspian Sea:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_Sea

and the disaster of the Aral Sea:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aral_Sea

Answer 3

Marianne, not only are you and Virginia shocking me, I'm shocking myself! 

Answer 4

Lol, T(h)ink, I fully agree with you and Virginia; we are all shocking ourselves! Watch out! Uncontrolled giggles coming!

Answer 5

Answer 6

Love it!   

Answer 7

Another lol - .