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A little old lady was sitting in her rocking chair one day, sadly contemplating the emptiness of her life, when suddenly *POOF* her Fairy Godmother appears out of thin air and offers the old lady three wishes. "What is your first wish?" she asks.

"Well, it would be nice if I were rich. Then I could travel and see the world."

The Fairy Godmother waves her wand and *POOF* the old lady's rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And your second wish?"

"Well, it would be nice if you could turn me into a beautiful young princess."

The Fairy Godmother waves her wand and *POOF* the old lady turns into the most beautiful young princess in the world. "And your third wish?"

The (formerly) old lady thinks a moment. Just then, her cat comes strolling out onto the porch. "Ooh, I know. Can you turn my cat into a handsome young prince?"

The Fairy Godmother waves her wand and *POOF* the cat turns into the most handsome young prince in the world. The prince and princess look at each other, and it's love at first sight. They fall into each others arms passionately, and the prince murmurs into the princess's ear, "Now, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"

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I thought the cat was going to say arent you glad I didnt say I was gay. You can always adopt you know. hahaha

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Yes, but the prince will probably also need testosterone shots on a regular basis. :D

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LOL Lets hope he has insurance. 

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No problem... the princess is rich, and she has a vested interest in his being able to... um...  perform. :D

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After the testosterone shot, they can only hop for the best. lol
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:D

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It's a good one, O'Tink! :)  :P  :D

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Way to go Tink! I love these first of the morning laughs! :D :D

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Lol - congrats, Think!

:D:D:D:angel::D:D

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Thank you, Marianne.  :D :D

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You're very welcome, T(h)ink. :):angel::D:)

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