A man is drinking in a singles bar when he notices a beautiful unaccompanied young lady. "Hello there," he says, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the young woman as she sips her vodka martini. "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, would you like to come over to my apartment tonight?"
“Sure!" replies Jim. "Let's go!" And they leave together, arm in arm.
At Stacey’s place, after they had mad hot, passionate love in the bedroom, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey's night table and asks, "Is this your brother?"
"No, it isn't my brother!" Stacey giggles.
"Is it your husband?"
Stacey giggles some more, "No, silly, it isn't my husband!"
"Then it must be your boyfriend, right?"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly, it isn't my boyfriend!"
"Then who the heck is it?"
Stacey busts out laughing, "That's ME, before my operation!" 
