Checking the menu, a restaurant customer ordered a bowl of vegetable soup.
After a couple of spoonfuls, he saw a circle of wetness right under the bowl on the tablecloth.
He called the waitress over and said, "It's all wet down here. The bowl must be cracked."
The waitress said, "You ordered vegetable soup, maybe it has a leek in it."
Link:
http://www.gardendigest.com/humor.htm
Aha! The inimitable homonyms...is it BALD (hairless head), BALLED (carnal knowledge), or BAWLED (cried out loud)?
@ Virginia,
One evening, a bare naked fairy was balled in the woods by a bald bear. She couldn't bear it and bawled.
(Sigh), only on SOLVED...
'Nkay you can get around the bare/bear stuff by simply going to naked (nekked?)...but then you have to worry, is it buck naked or butt naked (nekked)?
@ Virginia,
Or maybe stark naked (nekked)?
Virginia and T(h)ink: outstanding!
Oh life can be so (sigh) complicated...yes, stark might help bail us out of this conundrum...
Bailing out of a conundrum
in the midst of nagging humdrum
cannot please the epidendrum
waiting for fragrant coriandrum ...
Oh Marianne! Now the poetry is ILLUSTRATED, hurrah!
Lol - I couldn't resist!
Oh Marianne!
Lol -
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