Lol - no, I wouldn't mind.
I would probably have some cold dish, like a mixed vegetable salad (with potatoes or pasta) with a sausage, or some cheese, or a greek salad (with feta), or a sandwich with vegetables and cheese (or fresh cheese), a chopped egg or a bit of meat.
As to sausages, do you prefer Frankfurt or Vienna sausages?
Unless you wish to use your barbecue for some grilled sausages:
