Some Weird Signs and Notices
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town.
An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
Seen in a health food store.
"Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.
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Good ones!
Lol, Rooster - excellent!
In a park in Germany, I saw a sign that said "Gehweg" (one word, pronounced GEHweg), meaning a footpath in this context.
Beneath it, someone had written, "Warum?", meaning "why?". He was making a joke, as if the sign had read "Geh weg" (two words, pronounced "geh WEG"), meaning "go away" literally, but more in the sense of "get lost".
Lol - T(h)ink, outstanding!
Thank you.
You're very welcome, T(h)ink - all of you have been adding inspirational laughs.
So, we got four winners.
Marianne, in this time of political divisiveness I usually make a point to try not to take sides...but I saw these two signs, both a good chuckle...then a third one for libraries!!!
But, but, Virginia, not everything in the library is true either!
O'No, O'Tink! Not ANOTHER disillusionment....too much, too much...
Lol, Virginia - wonderful -
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Hitman, I laughed and laughed...
Lol - Hitman - super
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