Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...
Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist - Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
Link:
http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/church-supp2.html#resurrection
Another good one! Those are great!
Thank you, Rooster, for your support.
Hedonism:
Let the fun begin!
Lol - T(h)ink, how shocking ...
@ Tink: Shame on you! I'm gonna tell!!!! Don't know who but I'll find someone!
@ Rooster and Marianne,
Wait a minute! That comment wasn't by me! Somebody must have hacked into my account!
Lol - T(h)ink - if reading your "statement", your German ancestors might think about adding an initial "B":
https://www.dict.cc/?s=Engel+mit+einem+B+davor
http://dictionary.reverso.net/german-english/Engelchen
@ Marianne,
Who, me...?
Lol, T(h)ink - cuties are easily pardoned
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